Turkeys of America, Canada offers you sanctuary
Posted by Joseph Thornley on November 26th, 2009
It’s a bad day to be a turkey in the United States. All across the country, turkeys are losing their heads and ending up in roasters.
But, there is a sanctuary for American turkeys. Look north. Look way north – to Canada. Our doors are open to you.
And when you come here, rest in peace knowing that our Thanksgiving is another 11 months away. And even then, you can be sure that we’ll ask permission before we wield the axe.
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends.
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November 26th, 2009 » 1:59 pm
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November 26th, 2009 » 1:59 pm
RT @thornley: Turkeys of America, Canada offers you sanctuary. http://bit.ly/5J6tjk good old Canada, to the rescue again
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November 26th, 2009 » 2:06 pm
To my American friends on Twitter, RT @thornley: Turkeys of America, Canada offers you sanctuary. http://bit.ly/5J6tjk
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November 30th, 2009 » 11:14 am
Look north, but also south, in case you are a turkey in Alaska and want to avoid Sarah Palin photo ops.