It’s a bad day to be a turkey in the United States. All across the country, turkeys are losing their heads and ending up in roasters.
But, there is a sanctuary for American turkeys. Look north. Look way north – to Canada. Our doors are open to you.
And when you come here, rest in peace knowing that our Thanksgiving is another 11 months away. And even then, you can be sure that we’ll ask permission before we wield the axe.
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends.